Philly Dating Scene

My friends are all like what's up Josh and I am like yo I am busy chatting with girl online and it sounds like some gay scene from Napolean Dynamite but it is true. Why go out to bars and stuff when it is so much easier and cheaper to meet girls online. You get to find out lots of stuff about them and qualify them before you ever spend time going to meet them. To me this seems like a much more efficient use of time. So about this Austrian girl Rhonda... I am going to take her out on Friday night for dinner etc. I will let you know how that goes.

Yesterday I met a girl online named Vicky who is a big mma fan. This is the first girl that I have met who is actually into mixed martial arts. Speaking on mma, I hope you all watched UFC 107 last night cuz it was free and on tv. If you haven't watched it yet and don't want spoilers then stop reading this blog now. First I wanna talk about the Frank Mir vs Cheik Congo fight cuz that was the best fight and cuz my buddy bet $100 on Franky. I was worried that Mir would not be able to stand and trade with Congo and I had said to him just as the fight was starting that he better get him to the ground and not trade with him on the feet. I was however surprised when shortly into the first round Mir clipped Congo on the chin with a punch and it sent him flying to the ground. At first I thought that he had rocked him, but in the replay you could see that Kongo was fine and actually had kicked Mir in the legs as Mir was coming down on him. Congo tried to stand up and got caught in a guillotine. It started as a standing guillotine and then Mir sort of fell to his back and had one foot on the cage. It seemed like Kongo was about to pull his head out but Mir kept squeezing knowing that if Congo did get his head out, Mir would have been eating a lot of ground and pound and I am not sure he would have been able to survive that attack from the top. Eventually Congo just went to sleep, he never tapped out and the ref had to light his arm up and drop it like old school WWF style. Powned bizznatch!

The main event was of course BJ Penn vs Diago Sanchez. When I watched UFC Countdown they showed what insane crazy shape BJ was in and that he got these two awesome personal trainers to come and help him and they said they were focusing on his nervous system which I thought was an interesting approach. So most of the fight was pretty lame. Sanchez has shitty stand up and never really even got close to hitting Penn at all. Sanchez kept trying to take Penn down - I mean he tried to take him down like 20 times and everytime he failed. Penn would just stand there and hop around on one foot while Sanchez would cling to a single or double arm. It was pretty lame until the 5th round when BJ Penn kicked Sanchez in the head with a high kick and opened up a massive 2 inch long cut on his forehead. A few minutes later Herb Dean called timeout to look at the cut and with one look from the doctor he waived it off and it was all over. Just like Joe Rogan said, the only fighter that is going to be able to beat BJ Penn will be someone with advanced striking skills and the ability to prevent takedowns. I will tell you more about Vicky later cuz I have to go now.

Well I heard from that girl Pepper and she was unhappy that I didn't go up to her place with her that night and bang her. So much for being the nice guy pfft. The other night when I was at work I was making creme brulee and it was pissing me off because it wasn't turning out and I was getting stressed out. Almost felt like I had a panic attack because I had to go out into the back alley and get some air. Felt like I was having pains in my chest like a heart attack. I wonder if anyone in my family ever had any problems like this before? Anyways I met a new girl online named Sarah and she says that she really likes food and is a pretty good cook. I always chuckle when people say they are good cooks cuz I know they suck compared to my culinary skills. I think I want to have my own cooking/food show on tv. I will just travel around and do stuff and people will be like w00t. I am starting to get sick of cooking in this kitchen. I don't have any decent help around me and the owner is a dick. Well he is an alcoholic and he acts like a dick when he drinks so you do the math. I heard this song today about this guy who's dad had dementia and was like shit that would suck if I ever met someone with dementia. He also said his mom battled cancer for over 7 years and eventually she died and he drank all kinds of scotch the night she died and thanked her for everything she did and how he was all bitter at his dad. I am not sure where I am going with this but sometimes when I am cooking I have a lot of time to think. I think I want to start to study transcendental meditation and start to read some Deepak Chopra. I also think I need to start wearing sandals. I have always liked sandals. I never wore Birkenstocks as a kid but I always wanted to cuz they were cool but for some reason I never got them.

I met an Austrian girl named Rhonda who is here for one year studying abroad. It is very interesting the different types of girls that I am meeting online. I was pretty skeptical about internet dating before I joined. Honestly I don't pick up girls in real life anymore now that I can do it so easily online. It is easy to spend $50-$100 going out to a club just looking for a girl. It is much easier to join a good online dating site and do all the searching without spending time and money at a bar. Even though they have a monthly fee it is still cheaper and easier then going out to meet girls. Also you can juggle 10+ girls at once so you always have stuff on the go and none of them know each other I wish I would have started to date online much sooner.

Not much happened with that girl Mika. After the movie we made out a bit on my couch and then eventually I drove her home. She said she wanted to take things slow so whatever. She can move as slow as she wants. My speed aint slowing down for no one. I will continue to pursue other chicks. Sorry it's been almost 2 weeks since my last post. Been really busy at work and with some other bullshit stuff. I burnt my hand at work last week and it still hurts now a bit. Was a real pain in the ass to go out partying on the weekend with my hand being damaged etc but I still had a good time.

On Saturday night I took this girl out named Pepper. Yes Pepper is her real name, her parents were hippies. She was really short and petite and had a really cute smile and short choppy crop top style brown hair. She was totally into the same emo faggy type music that I like so that was a good thing. She looked kinda rugged and immature in her pics online so I decided to just take her to Appleby's for dinner and figured we would go club hopping after that. We didn't even drink anything at the restaurant and I was wondering if she was gonna think I was cheap cuz I took her to such a regular place and not some fancy restaurant. She seemed cool with it. When we left Appleby's she said she wanted to smoke a joint before we started to drink and hit the clubs etc and I was like I didn't bring any with me, and she was like no worries and pulled a joint out of her purse which I thought was a bit odd and I was like whatev let's burn this mofo. So we got baked out of our minds which I hate to do before going to a club because sometimes it makes me paranoid and anti-social which are the two traits you don't want to bring with you to a club. Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you, from doing all the things in life you'd like to. (smiths quote for you newbs)

First we went to a club in Philly called "Shampoo" and then after that we went to "Transit Night Club". Had a lot of fun dancing and shit. All they played was trance and electronic which I don't mind but I was surprised to see this girl dancing so much when she swore that she was into rock and 90's alternative. A bit of an enigma she was. I noticed a lot of guys checking her out. I was checking out a lot of girls in the place to see what I might be missing and there were definitely some hotties up in that mofo. I ran into an old friend from high school in there named Peter and he was telling me he is big into paintball and wanted to hook up and go paintballing sometime which I thought was cool. Never done that before and will be cool to hang out with my old friend again. He just recently moved back to Philly after having lived out in Cali for a while with some girl but that relationship didn't work out. I told him about the online dating site I use now and introduced him to my date and his eyes opened wide and he said he was gonna sign up as soon as he got home. Hopefully this means we could go on some double dates sometime.

Toward the end of the night my date was getting pretty drunk, well we were both getting pretty drunk but she was showing it a lot more than I was. I was fine and could have kept going, but she was getting pretty wobbly so I thought I better call it a night before she got sick and hurled on my nice shoes We took a taxi back to her place and she totally wanted me to come upstairs with her but I wasn't sure if she really knew what she was talking about and I thought I better just leave things as they are and not bang her, and if she really DID want to sleep with me, it would simply mean that she would want me even more for turning her away. I will let you know the deal on that once I hear from her... hmm it is already Tuesday morning - I think I am gonna message her and see whats up.